Only Rajanikanth can Do it

The launch of Robot has seen a flurry of emails and SMS messages on the superhuman attributes of Rajnikanth.

The launch of Robot has seen a flurry of emails and SMS messages on the superhuman attributes of Rajnikanth. Mid Day brings you the definitive top 100!

1. Rajini does not go to movie theaters. It comes to him.
2. Rajini does not water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merges at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
3. You can search for answers in Google. Google find answers with Rajini.
4. rajini’s email id is gmail at rajini.com
5. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,.. he turns the dark off.
7. It takes Rajinikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
8. The launch of Robot has seen a flurry of emails and SMS messages on the superhuman attributes of Rajnikanth. Mid Day brings you the definitive top 100!
9. Rajini does not go to movie theaters. It comes to him.
10. Rajini does not water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merges at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.
11. You can search for answers in Google. Google find answers with Rajini.
12. rajini’s email id is gmail at rajini.com
13. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
14. When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,.. he turns the dark off.
15. It takes Rajinikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes

Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie.

He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that
all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge
pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went
paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can’t be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our
great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long
Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted
with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth
has a gun but

unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does…….

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces and
kills both
the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle
one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but
he has no
bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest
imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet

compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun. Bang… And the
gangster dies….

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for
one last time
and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes
fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t
changed. Oops
not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanika! nth gets to know
that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can’t jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that
our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because its the climax. (Newton
dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with
his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide