.: Rajnikanth Jokes – Top Ten Rajnikanth Jokes of All times

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.